words and music by Pat Malloy
copyright 1999 bQuiet Music

Bought a pair of new jeans, checked the size and inseam
When I put away my keys, one thing keeps buggin' me

I got creepy pockets, I got creepy pockets
Give me back my money, I don't like creepy pockets

First I lost my car keys, then I lost my dignity
'Cause when I out my hands in, I don't like where they're landin'

I got creepy pockets, I got creepy pockets
Give me back my money, I don't like creepy pockets

Took them for a refund, thought I could exchange them
But when I had to say why, the clerk gave me a big smile

I got creepy pockets, I got creepy pockets
Give me back my money, I don't like creepy pockets